Possibly most satisfying Tanks game ever

[Matt Varnish]

So last night, I decided to try out my new 6lbr on the british AT-2.. and you know those XVM stats-babies.. well this guy named Carthaginain123 or something says 'GG we lose' while there is still 00:10 seconds before play BEGINS.
Ofc I am typing the whole time my tog-slow vehicle is moving to 'relax' and 'unbunch his panties' in true mattVarnish fashion. He goes off totally unsupported up in the NE corner of sand river, and predictably gets killed.. and he types "RNG bullshit, etc" so I keep typing..
'Oh, so its RNG's fault when you lose, but its probably just skill when you win right?.. maybe XVM keeps saying you will lose because you go by yourself in your M4 blindly"
He keeps jabbering away, and at one point it was me and our arty vs a pzrI C and their arty.
"Now we lose because of Varnish' chirps in Carthaginians.. still watching the game many minutes after he is dead, to prove himself right.
I am in that desert town, and the pzr IC is trying to get behind my guns, so I back UP and pin him in a t-bone manouver agaisnt a building. I type "Where you think youre going, little fella?" He cant move, his gun is pinging off my armour, and their only chance is their arty hitting me. It hits me, but splash damage sets on fire and kills the pzr I. With 30 seconds to spare I drive into their base, spot the Arty, and our arty finishes the Birch Gun off. I told Carthaginians to "kiss my ass stats-whore, and uninstall XVM or better yet, uninstall WoT" RIGHT as the game kicks us back to the lobby.
I quickly 'ignored' him (thanks Marty) for maximum anger potential. 4 kills, most damage, I took like 17 shots to the face too and lived

[Diragi]

A ToG gets to a cap circle (that's not it's own team's) before the end of a game? Pure fanfic lies imho

[Matt Varnish]

No no I was in a AT-2... as slow as a tog but only half as long

I HAVE capped in a TOG before though just once.

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